God Hates Gay People

Hi. I’m God Almighty creator heaven and earth. Have you ever read the Bible? I mean the whole thing? But…

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Satan’s Lair – sung to “Scarborough Fair”

Are you goin’ to Satan’s lair? Lies and murders and blasphemies Satan’s boyz with open arms live there It’s the…

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The Lesser-Known Last Judgment

We all (cough, cough, cough, cough, cough) OK, here we go. Hi, my name is Father Mike Schmitz and this…

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I Ain’t Afraid of No Ghosts!

(English accent) Would you like to hear a ghost story? Hi my name is Father Mike Schmitz and this is…

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