[ Cellphone alarm blaring ] -[ Groans ] [ Whimsical music playing ] -Damn it. -Oh, are you serious?
-What the…?! -I’m just saying. Facedown?
-Where did you come from? -Then the fly?
-How did you get here? -Henry, everybody knows that
you don’t eat fallen pastry. -‘Cause it’s fallen pastry.
-Who are you? -Dude, relax. I’m just your conscience. Trash can. [ Whimsical music continues ] [ Cellphone vibrating ] -[ Sighs ] -Really?
-What? Are you kidding me?
-Dude, that is cold. -Are you going to be here
all day? -You should pick it up.
Pick it up. -I’m going to answer it, okay? Hi, mom. -Damn it, Henry,
I know you’re a kid, but that doesn’t mean
that you have to be an idiot. Okay? You’re useless
and you’re underachieving. Oh, you know what
go ahead and say it. I’m the horrible boss, right? Go ahead and say it. Say it! -Do not say it. -You got potential coming
out of your ass, but I want you
to want to work here. You got good listening skills,
I’ll give you that. You’re not fired. [ Music continues ] -I got this. [ Music continues ] [ Music continues ] -Taylor! Obviously, no single
law will solve everything, but do you seriously
believe that? -Dude.
-Give me a second. -What — Do you really think that’s the best place
to have an intelligent — -Can you just be quiet
for a second? -No, not really?
-Look I know it’s not the best place to talk, but it’s a provoking post
on purpose. -Okay, so maybe
just don’t get involved. -You’re not only your opinion
here, okay? Why do you always
think you’re right? -Well,
because I’m your conscience. Technically, I am always right. -Well, good for you, jerk face. -Look, Henry,
I’m just extension of you. It’s only your brain
that allows you to visualize a personification
of your conscience. Basically, you’re calling
yourself a jerk face. -I’m not the jerk face.
You’re the jerk face. And Taylor Wesley’s post just pissed me off,
so I’m gonna let him know. It’s my decision and you can’t
do anything about it. Really, Taylor? Are gun control laws
that simple? Do you really believe
that the government is out to help the criminals
and hurt its citizens? Really? Ever think it might be a little
more complicated than that? Lemme guess? You don’t want the Government
to take away your right to guns, but you are cool
if they take away some people’s right
to get married. Makes perfect sense,
jerk face. #unfriend. [ Sighs ] [ Music continues ]