#IfTrumpWere a Priest – PART II


Forgive me father, for I have sinned. [Interrupting] Hold on… Hold on… Hold on… I’m sorry, I was taking a little nap. It’s a great place to get some peace and quiet in one of these little confessional booths. Welcome to Trump Confessional… the number one confessional in the world… You know the shtick. C’mon. Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I called Tim a loser. [Scoff / Laugh] So what’s wrong with that? Is he a loser? Yeah… Well then I think you nailed it right on the head there. Let me ask you this… Could you have been more creative? Because I think you could of have… Maybe “Tiny Timmy”. Is he a small guy? He’s pretty small, yeah. So go with the loser still, but call him Tiny Timmy the Loser. Say it with me… [In unison] Tiny Timmy the Loser. [In unison] Tiny Timmy the Loser. Its really easy. The only thing you should be confessing here… is how terrible you are… with your insults. Because you need to get them a lot better. Do you have any other friends you could call names?

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