Catholic Priest Allegedly Stole Millions To Fund “Toilet Slave” Fetish


>>WE’VE GOT ANOTHER PRIEST IN A
SEX SCANDAL, THESE ARE ALWAYS FUN. LET US IMMEDIATELY TELL YOU
WHAT THIS IS ABOUT. A CATHOLIC PRIEST IN THE BRONX IS BEING
ACCUSED IN A NEW LAWSUIT OF STEALING OVER $1 MILLION —
GEEZUM LORD MERCY –>>SAY IT WITH ME, OF COURSE.
BUT IT IS ABOUT TO GET MUCH BETTER. IT IS REVEREND PETER
MCKELLY, AND HE APPARENTLY STOLE FROM A CHURCH ON ROOSEVELT
ISLAND. WHAT DID HE USE THE MONEY TOWARDS? THERE WAS A
LAWSUIT THAT IS TRYING TO RECOUP THE MONEY, AND THE SUIT EXPLAINS
–>>OH BOY. BELIEVE IT OR NOT,
THAT IS NOT THE WORST PART. FIRST OF ALL, LET US SHOW YOU
THE BODY OF CRIST, KEITH CRIST, ALLEGEDLY THE GAY MALE
PROSTITUTE THAT WAS USED. ALTHOUGH WHETHER HE IS GAY IS A
MATTER OF QUESTION — PERHAPS HE IS BISEXUAL, I DON’T KNOW. I
DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS GENTLEMAN, EXCEPT WHAT YOU ARE
ABOUT TO FIND OUT, WHICH IS AMAZING. HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND GOT
INVOLVED AND EXPLAINS –>> OH NO. [LAUGHTER] THIS IS
ABOUT TO GET GOOD. THE EX-GIRLFRIEND OF CRIST SAYS –>>SHE SENT A LETTER TO THE
CARDINAL, CARDINAL TIMOTHY DOLAN.>>TATYANA, PLEASE DO. HAVE AT
IT, HOSS. EVERYBODY BUCKLE UP. SHE EXPLAINS –>>[LAUGHTER]>>SHE ADDS JUST FOR AN EXTRA
LITTLE BIT OF SPICE, THE GOOD FATHER HAS –>>YOU DON’T WANT TO GO WITH A
HALF-ASS DUNGEON. IF YOU WANT TO BE A TOILET SLAVE YOU GOT TO DO
IT RIGHT. PRIESTS, RELIGIOUS LEADERS. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
COME ON, MAN. WHO STILL BELIEVES THAT YOU SHOULD BOW DOWN TO
AUTHORITY? THAT IS THE HOLY FATHER. OH, THAT IS A MULLAH, A
RABBI, WE SHOULD RESPECT HIM. THAT IS A GURU. WHATEVER. COME
ON. NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO GIVE UNDUE DEFERENCE TO A RELIGIOUS
LEADER, REMEMBER THE TOILET SLAVE. THAT SHOULD BE BECOME THE
CHANT OF ATHEISTS, REMEMBER THE TOILET SLAVE! [LAUGHTER]
FULL-BLOWN DUNGEON. WHAT OTHER KIND OF DUNGEONS ARE THERE?

100 thoughts on “Catholic Priest Allegedly Stole Millions To Fund “Toilet Slave” Fetish”

  1. why are you putting the picture of the male prostitute on your show…shaming him i suppose, but he is not the one mis-spending the funds here. I think the 'story' should be about the mis-spending of funds by the priest, (regardless of why he spends it, although I know Cenk loves making fun of that kind of stuff). And it should be the priest with his photo splashed up on the screen.

  2. A friend of mine on FB is also an ex of his. She shared a pic of them together, i was like "Girl i wouldn't brag about that."

  3. Many people persue postitons of power to exploit those positions. Applies to every field, religion, politics, charity organizations, business, police etc.

  4. They'd never get my money to use for… "Toilet slavery". If I was a part of either one of those churches, I would have donkey punched him in his forehead.

  5. "I will break it down for you, much as your gut breaks down your shit–what your priest got dumped in his mouth. Each thursday. Very regular."

  6. The story of the religious leader stealing from the parish is fine but should the name and face of the prostitute be plastered in the media. Money or not those were private consensual sex acts and no one would want their own activities broadcasted because they were linked to some other story. Maybe the guy is ok with it but it seems wrong.

  7. Cenk, you were enjoying yourself too much, as was I. So delicious it must be fattening. I love it when these pious, self-righteous people get caught doing what they vehemently forbid others to do.

    "Sexual repression, brought to you by HypoChristy. Slapping your hand from the cookie jar since 1st Century AD"

  8. F—–ck you! I swear, I shall never understand you limitlessly-hypocritical progressives when you attack priests and pastors for things that are only immoral, scandalous, or worthy to even be considered for mockery if one is a priest or pastor! If you mocked anyone else for the same, your progressive colleagues would eat you alive! Are you a f-cking Catholic or aren't you‽ Cause you sound like a f-cking priest yourself!

  9. every church rips off. Don't believe me go to your pastors house, when I was a Christian I had to go to a church in the middle of the hood. where did my pastor live? All the way in the rich suburbs, huge house & 2 cars. Same job as someone in my family & I'm like wtf???

  10. Stealing church money to hire same sex prostitutes–now I'm not religious, but I have a feeling this guy's going to the super special hell.

  11. I never hear the argument that; "What if gays are infiltrating the church, getting into positions of power and then using that trusted position as a means to either fulfill their gross fantasies and/or come out as gay, just to shit on the image of the church in general." Has it ever dawned on people that maybe these guys weren't Christian from the get go? Being a Christian isn't about what you SAY you are its about your actions. Maybe closeted gays at the head of a church is about sabotage.

  12. Everyone is human, no one is above critique. As a Wiccan we are taught to ask questions and form our own opinions. Even the high priestess can be wrong. No one is "too holy" to criticize. If this guy was Wiccan he'd be considered a warlock, an oath-beaker, and most likely shunned from his coven. Not for the sex acts, but because of the money he stole. That is when/if he gets out of jail/prison

  13. Dude, this show is tooooo cool, I try never to miss any of your episodes.
    Deference to the full dungeon priests…aaarrrggghhh.

  14. and also this pissing in the mouth is quite common in the gay community, lots of evidence online, they can do what they want I believe in freedom, but they are trying to push it on our kids in schools in the name of human rights

  15. any person can change for the better. and any person can fall for the worse. u might think of preachers as money hungry people. but actually MOST Churches I know of do many great things for people in need. Trust me. and people have a choice to tithe. This is a preachers duty to teach people the word and they have faith in the father. When a person starts a ministry he is not thinking he is going to get a hundreds of believers right away who will tithe there money. it is true that preachers will get money. we tithers all know that. its not easy to stand in front of all those people every week and preach a different message. its just like helping anyone who is self employed like painters carpenters artists musicians. most importantly we take the word as the truth. and maybe u can fear us, give us your worst attitudes and hate. but you cant let that control your life and keep you from doing what you have to do. anyone can go steal a bunch of money and say. its because im an atheist. i dont believe in a hire power so my morals mean nothing in the end.

  16. Do you think problems like this would be avoided if they only allowed priests to masturbate once in a while, or have sex and get married (in that order)?

  17. There is nothing wrong with somebody entering into a consentual relationship of any sort with and adult as a "Toilet slave." This is not a particularly uncommen fantasy. Lots of people are aroused by humiliation. There is nothing wrong with having a full blown duneon. The only thing the priest did wrong was embezling the money, What he spent it on is irelevant. Unlike many other priests, everything he did as with consenting adults. So I think Cenk should have toned down the anti-kink stuff.

  18. Honestly, there's nothing wrong with having a kink like that or carrying it out, though it is a little gross. The embezzling is a jerk move. Paying for a prostitute is just stupid, because all you need to do is go online and there are hundreds if not thousands of people in your area who would do it for free as long as you pretend to be Dean Winchester.

  19. So stoopid xians are upset when their holy dude blows their money on sex, but NOT upset when they blow it on mansions and private jets and lamborghinis. Even when getting screwed xians are still hypocrites.

  20. I go to St.FrancesDeChantal i just moved and my friends showed me this now there is a new priest and everyone thinks nothing happends there is a new principle now

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